2007 Teams

Women's Division Teams

Bamboozle (Portland, ME) - Bamboozle is one of the ladies teams from good ol' Portland, Maine. They're featuring former players from Undertoe, Tidal 9, and Casco Baybes to name a few. At the party they'll be providing underwear salsa dance lessons.

Chaos Theory (Bowdoin College) - The prettier side of Bowdoin Ultimate, Chaos Theory has been growing exponentially over the past few seasons. Chaos Theory boasts a roster of girls from around the world who learn the necessities of life from their elders. While throwing a forehand is still pretty scary for some of us, the spirit of the game comes naturally. Yeah, I dump.

Chrome Ladies (Fredericton, New Brunswick) - Chrome Ladies is a team of Maritime Canadian women, along with friends from all over. Our Clambake objectives are simple: It's all about the party. The fact that we get to bookend it with a couple of days of great ultimate makes it even better. Together with our good buddies from Jerk Factory we hope to contribute to fantastic, festive good times at our favorite tourney of the year.

Gail Force (Portland, ME) - Better watch out, or Portland's only full-time Women's team might just blow you over!

La Wufa (Williamstown, MA) - la Wufa, the Williams College women's ultimate team, is a young, hot team with a history that goes back 30 years. We're still undergrads, so while we may not be able to win the tournament, you know we'll be giving our all to win the party. Did I mention we're hot? Along with our men's team, we'll be selling crazy dares, candy, and the shirts off our backs to raise money for the Maine Special Olympics, so bring your wallets!

Lady Godiva (Boston, MA) - Since the team's inception in 1987, Godiva continues to be an elite women's ultimate frisbee team. Our goals are simple - striving to be the best while raising the level of play every time we step out onto the field. There are no superstars, just a well-oiled super team of highly dedicated athletes who love to play the game. Join us (and everyone else at the party!) for a massive shotgun toast Saturday evening!

Rogue (Cambridge, MA) - One of the Clambake's longest-running women's teams, Rogue is back again to make a bid for the big Pyramid...

Sugar Shack (Williams College) - Fresh out of the green mountains comes Sugar Shack, a second-year VT/NH women's club team. These homegrown girls take their sap seriously. They play with heart and party till dawn. This weekend Sugar Shack is celebrating free love with a bachelorette scavenger hunt at the party. Get in on the action by donating your pink panties or doing a maple body shot.

Open Division Teams

Block Lobster (Northampton, MA) - Yo check it, check it out. We're Block Lob-ster from Northampton, M-A. We came up to Clambake and we're here to stay. This is just one stop on our part tour. We'll see all your asses on the dance floor!

Chuck Wagon (Burlington, VT) - Chuck Wagon is a group of dudes from the Burlington area who are always looking to get horizontal all day and get down all night. They will be providing much-needed paper products for the party and are also rumored to be competing against the Sugar Shack ladies in an all-around ridiculousness contest. Are you LoG ready?

Dog (Boston, MA) - Parinella and co. get the band together for a farewell tour (or is it?) of the masters circuit. Clambake promises to be a fun and competitive stop along the road to old guys' nationals.

Harvard Red Line (Cambridge, MA) - The Harvard Red Line prides ourselves on playing hard, spirited ultimate, while demonstrating impeccable field style. The Red Line guys know all about looking good, which should be obvious on Sunday morning. When we're not playing ultimate or serving breakfast, we split our time between trash-talking each other's winter league teams and aggressively pranking our Women's Team.

Jerk Factory (Fredericton, New Brunswick) - If you need a frosty cold one at the party, these Clambake regulars are the ones to see - welcome back!

JMU Hellfish (Harrisonburg, VA) - We're composed of out-of-work porn stars from the 1980s who have decided to take a vacation from ourselves for the weekend. Our team is mainly alumni from James Madison University (VA) and was supposed to have a large component of in-shape current college kids, but they all broke their vaginas in a horrible scissor fighting accident. What we lack in ultimate skills and being "in-shape" we make up for with accepting any challenge to any drinking game and waking up forgetting what state we are in.

Old Fat Clown (Bowdoin Alumni) - There was a time when the members of OFC were strong, young, agile and devoted to the great sport of ultimate. Sadly, those days were numbered and over the years our bellies have filled out through continuous consumption of beer, fried food and little exercise, our once athletic bodies have grown weak and frail due to 9-5 jobs, and while we all still love Frisbee, few of us have the regular opportunity to find a game (much less a team). Never the less, the indefatigable member of OFC will once again appear on the field of battle with the hopes of not having to buy a keg for the young'uns for the fourth year in a row... Kill em'all, and let God sort em'out!

Red Tide (Portland, ME) - Red Tide is your clambake host, organizing the tournament for the past 48 years. Led by the adrenaline fueled monster Mike Leding, these guys are the defending champs and look to keep that distinction this year. They've been working hard this year and are approaching Clambake as if it is their last one ever.

Red Tide B (Portland, ME) - Tide's B-side, which includes a few area high school players, is in its second year of existence. A strong finish at sectionals has us looking ahead to regionals but not before the Clambake. We look to make lots of great things happen on the field and chastise Jeremy Butler when they don't.

Red Tired (Portland, ME) - These guys have been hosting Clambakes since before half of you were born - Now show some respect and drop the disc when it comes your way - that's what they call “Sick D”

RPI Trudge (Troy, NY) - Trudge is RPI's one and only ultimate team. We have been around since before 1975, right around the time ultimate was just a little baby. We try to have a strong showing on the field, and a stronger showing at parties. For the Clambake we will be home brewing two kegs.

Stoned Clown (Bowdoin College) - Our gracious hosts have been seeded 16th of 16 for a good 15 years in a row now. But word on the street is that they're gunning for the A Pool for real - good luck guys, and thanks!

Swinging Monks (Poughkeepsie, NY) - The Swinging Monks hail from Vassar Khalj. Other than that we can really only tell you a few things about us. We may pick our marks, we'll probably pick our noses, but we certainly won't pick our mark's noses. We will however pick a delicious Maine-brewed microbrew keg for your enjoyment at the party.

Those Magnificent Bastards (UMaine Alumni) - Those Magnificent Bastards once again gather Umaine alums and friends to play on the lush fields of Bowdoin. You know this team best for manning the grills on Saturday night for the last decade or so.

WUFO (Williamstown, MA) - WUFO the Williams College men's ultimate team, is a mature, unattractive team with a short history dating back about 25 minutes. We're mostly grad students and may be too old to stay up for the party. Did I mention we're unsightly? We'll be selling penny candy and loafers to support the Maine Special Olympics, so bring your wallets!

yEUTH-ANd-Age-SIA (Boston, MA) - We are a pick-up team of high school to masters aged players whose roster varies greatly from year to year (this year we bring fellows from NYC and Vermont) who spend all day Sat to become the cohesive unit that cooks your clambake at the party. Hope you enjoy your lobster!

Mixed Division Teams

Brown (Providence, RI) - Brown University Ultimate is full of traditions: our Halloween tournament, roche make outs, and infamous spring breaks, to name a few. Clambake is perhaps our least known and most enjoyed tradition, remaining a secret to the larger masses until their senior year. Each year, we assemble a co-ed team of seniors for what is arguably the best tournament on the East Coast. This year, our team is looking to continue this tradition by tearing it up on the field and at the party.

Chinstrap (New England) - You might be wondering why we are called Chinstrap? The true answer is in fact lost in a haze of smoke and time. Nevertheless, Chinstrap, comprised of members hailing from around New England, has become a philosophy and a state-of mind for hard-played, spirited ultimate. We will be celebrating the new party locale with a shot luge.

Chowdaheads (Providence, RI) - We are made up mostly of players from Providence, RI although we tend to always pick up a few stragglers. Our bid is delicious clam chowder, although which kind will remain a mystery until it is served. We are a fun loving team looking to play some good ultimate and have a good time.

Dead Reckoning (Portland, ME) - Dead Reckoning, Portland, ME: How do you know if you are a Pirate? You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH! Our pirattitude makes all the lily-livered landlubbers choose to walk the plank rather than face our team of swashbuckling bandits. AAARRRRRGH!

Farmington Sweat Shop (Farmington, ME) - With a roster that has larger than the previous 5 years of UMF ultimate, Sweat Shop has been preparing the next generation of Farmington Ultimate to continue what the UMF Beavers started, and to build on the Sweat Shop legacy. We are very excited for Clambake, our first tournament of the season with a full squad. Look for us on the field to see the Sweat flow.

Lotus Eaters (Metro - NY) - Looking for a merry motley crew or a rotating roster of buttfish-wielding, cobra-loving, hammer-throwing miscreants? Crawl into the soft folds of the Lotus Eaters. Lotiphagi hail from up & down the East Coast with rocky outcroppings in Asheville, Delawhere, Philly, Brooklyn, NYC, and your mom. We won the party at Poultry Days and follow a simple creed: TAKE YER TAWP OOUUFFFF!!!

Maine Youth Ultimate Collective (Maine) - The Maine Youth Ultimate Collective (MYUC) is psyched to be at Clambake for the first time in 2007. The team is comprised of Players, Alumni, Coaches, Family, and Friends of the ever growing Youth Ultimate throughout Maine. We are amped to be at such a high caliber tourney and look forward to letting everyone know that Maine Youth Ultimate is serious and growing. Come see us to get your tickets for the 50/50 raffle, with all proceeds going to the Special Olympics.

Pink Circus (Somewhere in Canada) - Pink Circus is a team composed almost entirely of humans. Their bid is a cool nighttime disc drinking game called Glow Frickit. Come find them at the party to find out the rules and then test your skills against the best.

Quiet Coyote (Boston, MA) - Quiet Coyote will be bringing burgers and hot dogs for all to enjoy at dinner Saturday night. They'll spend the rest of the weekend playing hard and trying to avoid the Acme anvil and catch that pesky roadrunner.

SOL (NH) - SOL hails from the great state of New Hampshire, and they're really excited about liquor returning to the party. 2+ year defending party champions, they'll be making sure that their 5 kegs don't go to waste and will also be running a mullet haircut station throughout the night.